January 2012
Me: Hows that secret gay relationship going
Celebrity: What?
Me: Don’t worry I know *wink*
Celebrity: WHAT
Me: I said can I have your autograph?
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
fouryearboner asked: omg so just wondering, how was the fys show!!!!!
kasi-face:
armsoftheocean:
the reason why the...
So to the people who I promised Christmas cards I’m sorry I havent sent them out yet but I WILL I FUCKING PROMISE
churchofcheesus:
“gay” i whisper gayly as i do a gay activity
3 tags
raytoroinmypants:
what if i used to be really pretty
but then someone decided to throw a brick at my face.
but i got amnesia, so i dont remember
1 tag
1 tag
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
Guy: I love you too babe.
Friends: AWWWW SON YOU LOVE A GIRL YOU THE GAYEST NIGGA EVER
abandonhip:
For 2012 I want to hit 10,000 hits on my blog and 200 followers. Oh, and peace on earth and good will for others and all that jazz.
You should all follow Alyson because she’s the best kind of faggot
December 2011
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
The awkward moment when your creeping someone’s blog or twitter and you accidentally hit unfollow and you’re like FUCK I HAVE TO REFOLLOW THEM AND NOW THEY’LL KNOW
I hate New Years
