March 2012
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“Quinn, who has been through the ringer for the better part of three seasons....”
– novelconcepts (via lea-natic) So many people can express my opinions better than I can, thank God! (via faberryfanfictionaddiction)
wild-eyed-joker:
First Date- Blink 182 feat...
peaceinweather:
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn off your lights,
start masturbating, no monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner of your room and whisper tenderly ” This is for you.
So I just found out that Snooki was pregnant and it just hit me like a ton of bricks
Jersey Shore Twilight
The Situation is Jacob Black and he is going to fall in love with Snooki’s baby
But instead of it being romantic he’s going to go to jail for statutory
the best ending ever
joshishollywood:
How has the horror industry not cashed in on teen bloggers romanticizing murderers yet, that story writes itself
I GIVE UP
I’M SELLING EVERYTHING I OWN AND I’M BUYING A PIRATE SHIP
ANYONE CARE TO JOIN?
hipsterhispanics:
I hope Rick Santorum warms up a hot pocket and it’s cold in the middle
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southpawbandit:
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
bahahaha
